My letter to my new guest post author!

Hello,

I do like the idea of guest uposting on my blog as I have many readers who request more frequent and varied posts but not enough time to keep up some days. My blog mainly deals with travel, legal commentary, and cloning. I was would definitely like to expand my topics and was wondering if someone could help write a guest post about luggage for the BSDM enthusiast, midget, dinosaur cloning researcher? This is a topic that greatly interests me and my readers and would add much to my blog. Unfortunately though I write about dinosaur cloning and luggage extensively, I do not know much about BSDM or midgets. If you could recommend a luggage brand based on that outline and maybe even fine pictures of midgets doing BSDM in lab coats, I’d appreciate it.

Sincerely,
Charles Carreon Esq.
On Sep 12, 2012, at 10:08 AM, Webmaster <links@sachsmarketinggroup.com> wrote:

Hello,
I recently came across your website and I wanted to reach out to you
because I admin a couple of similar websites with a primary focus on travel,
luggage, etc…
I was wondering if you might be interested in linking to our
website.  I think the similarity in our sites would complement each other
nicely.
If you would be kind enough to link to our site(s), I would be more
than happy to return the favor in some form.  I have numerous contacts and
tons of other sites (PR 1-4).
I would be interested in a 3-way link exchange relationship with
you.  Our site is here:

http://www.specialtyluggage.com/links.aspx

We also have several content writers constantly creating updated
content.  We would be interested in a guest post relationship as well.  If that
would be something you were interested in let us know.
Thank you very much.  I hope to have the opportunity to build a
relationship!
Sincerely,
Jordan Scardino
805.494.3232

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     /  September 17, 2012

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