TO: Craig Brittain RE: I hate Ken Popehat too!

Dear Craig Brittain,

If you have read my arch nemesis’ blog popehat.com, you should know how much hassle he has caused for me. It is because of this, and his now continual harassment of you, that I say we should sue him for mental distress on your part. I also say we go after that law quoting neophyte Adam Steinbaugh for trying to make you look like a fool. These two legal harpies must, and will be taught a lesson.We can even stick it to Marc Randazza for taking me off his Christmas Card list… or for threatening you… that’s a better legal strategy probably.Here is how:

1.   I will draft a letter to all parties envolved stating that they have caused you emotional stress.

2.   I will demand $20,000 and that their domains now point to your illustrious website.

3.   I will use half of the $20,000 to clone a T-Rex.

4.   The T-Rex will eat Ken Popehat, Adam Steinbaugh, and Marc Randazza

5.   Crystal Cox will send you a thank you card.

6.   I will take the other half of the $20,000 and set up a Charitable Trust for you.

All I require is an advancement of one DNA sample from an amber mosquito and a site rip of all your currently hosted pictures… for research.

Sincerely,

Charles Carreon Esq.

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